The S Express

And by "S" I do NOT mean "sex"
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agent-amazing-fire:

i sense a party in the howell-lester household

(via phanscuddles)

misandry-mermaid:

disneyforprincesses:

iridessence:

Typical racist rhetoric:

The “oh, but you’re not like the rest of them” line.

Never forget

His fucking face in the third pic is like every white boy I’ve ever seen try to explain away his racist/sexist/homophobic comment.

(via teamrocketing)

bestfunny:

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.

 

bestfunny:

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.

 

(via ruinedchildhood)

breadmaakesyoufat:

spenceromg:

Dear girls,

Stop saying you want an Augustus Waters, if you’re not going to be a Hazel Grace.

Sincerely,
A guy with good intentions

dear broni friendzoni,  it is almost impossible for a girl to go anywhere without fear of getting assaulted, if a guy walked up to us and immediately said he wanted us to go to the movies with him alone the very first time he met us, we have every right to be creeped out and weary, stop telling girls that if they want to find love they have to trust every “nice guy” they meet.

sincerely a girl who got sexually assaulted because she was left alone with a boy she only met that day <3

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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demon-gliter:

emkaymlp:

elusivist:

darn-you-cumberbatch:

Meanwhile on the set of Avengers 2…

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Is that…?

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EEEEEEP!

IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THAT’S SPIDERMAN’S COSTUME

nah man everyone’s interested in the dude with a bottle of sprite in his pocket OF COURSE WE SEE SPIDERMANS COSTUME

i don’t know man that bottle sprite tho

(via holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey)

stupidoomdoodles:

the-ligament:

cowcat44:

stupidoomdoodles:

today on every dbz episode ever made

Fits these two to a tee! XD Poor Vegeta

Oh yeah, like that time when Vegeta goes great ape and crushes Goku. Or like that time when he knocks Goku unconscious! Foolish low-level beings.

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

(via mammaluigii)

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

(via the-not-so-emo-duck)

pussylover3000:

IM LOGGING OFF

(via pmon3y69)

fan-and-sword:

J.K. Rowling:
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Harry Potter Fandom:
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(via lovcless)

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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(via lovcless)

sittything:

when boys send u dick pics send them this gif

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(via lovcless)

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

(via youtubeofficial)

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

(via lovcless)